Pinay-Adobo

Hanap Buhay Ng Astig

2011-09-20T09:47:00.000-07:00

Parang Ang Labo Noh!

2011-09-20T09:46:00.001-07:00

wow! ako din.. (",)

2011-09-19T08:38:00.001-07:00

Type kita!

2011-09-19T08:37:00.002-07:00

Wag na boxing, Sakalan nalang!

2011-09-19T08:37:00.000-07:00

Tambayan ng Tunay na Lalake

2011-09-19T08:35:00.001-07:00

Kodak Moment

2011-09-19T08:34:00.002-07:00

Saan punta mo tol?

2011-09-19T08:34:00.000-07:00

Mukhang masarap flavor ng ice cream ha?

2011-09-19T08:33:00.000-07:00

Hello… Titi

2011-09-19T08:32:00.001-07:00

Balita: Palos, pumasok sa titi ng Tsino

2011-09-19T08:30:00.000-07:00

Hindi sinabi sa balita kung may tunog na SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP nung pumasok to sa titi ni Zhang Nan.

Ano nga uli ang pinag-uusapan natin?

Nanay Dionesia as Miss Universe 2011

2011-09-13T06:01:00.001-07:00

San ka pa?? Nanay Dionesia as Miss Universe 2011

si rizal

2011-09-13T06:00:00.003-07:00

teacher: pupils, i have a question ” sino sa inyo ang nakaka kilala kay Jose Rizal?”
(walang sumasagot sa mga pupils)
pupil: (hindi nakatiis nag taas ng kamay) “ma’am baka po sa kabilang room yun =)

MAG GF BF

2011-09-13T06:00:00.001-07:00

BOY:GIRL PUNTA TAYO SA MADILIM NA LUGAR NG PARKE…….
GIRL:TARA!!!
BOY NAGHUBAD NG PANTALON
GIRL:MAGHUHUBAD NA RIN BA KO!!!!!?
BOY:BAKIT TATAE KA RIN BA?

Kumusta sa kinainan mo kanina tol?

2011-09-13T05:59:00.001-07:00

Lolong: Tunay na Lalake

2011-09-13T05:58:00.001-07:00

Ang tunay na lalake ay malaki.

TNL Moment

2011-09-11T22:21:00.001-07:00

Kumusta araw mo tol?

2011-09-11T22:20:00.002-07:00

Extra rice, tol

2011-09-11T22:20:00.000-07:00

Grow Taller Secrets: Neck Lengthening Surgery

2011-09-08T13:26:00.002-07:00

Kumusta araw mo tol?

2011-09-08T13:26:00.000-07:00

DTNL Moment

2011-09-08T13:25:00.003-07:00

Parking Area ng Tunay na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:25:00.001-07:00

Joga Mga Igan!

2011-09-08T13:24:00.005-07:00

Planking ba kamo?

2011-09-08T13:24:00.003-07:00

Botcha: Tunay na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:24:00.001-07:00

Ang tunay na lalake:
1. Maputla at mabaho ang amoy
2. Nagdudulot ng pagtatae at pagsusuka
3. "Hot meat"
4. Double dead
5. Kung anu-ano pang shit

Klase

2011-09-08T13:23:00.005-07:00

Teacher: ok class ano ang gusto nyong maging pag laki? ikaw marisse ano ang gusto mong maging pag laki mo?
Marisse(Istudyante): ako mam gusto ko pong maging naaaaaars para makatulong saaaa kapwaaaa
Teacher:ok very good ikaw daniel ano ang gusto mong maging pag laki mo?
Daniel(Istudyante): ako mam gusto ko png maging doktor paraaa makatulog sa kapwaaa
Teacher:ok verygood ikaw naman juan? AKA juan tamad ano ang gusto mong maging pag laki mo?
Juan(Tamad – Istudyante): ako mam gusto ko png maging KAPWA para may matulungan sila..
——————BASAG—————–

DTNL Kodak Moment

2011-09-08T13:23:00.003-07:00

Download ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:23:00.001-07:00

Water Dispenser ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:22:00.004-07:00

School Supplies ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:22:00.002-07:00

Chris Jeon: Tunay Na Lalake

2011-09-08T13:22:00.000-07:00

ang tunay na lalake ay sumasali sa digmaan kapag summer vacation.

Spot the TNL uli

2011-09-08T13:21:00.003-07:00

Spot the TNL

2011-09-08T13:21:00.001-07:00

Mag-Ingat Sa Aso

2011-09-08T13:20:00.001-07:00

Kotong Cops: US of A vs. Philip of Pines

2011-09-03T10:17:00.001-07:00

Sa Pinas pang-meryenda o happy meal lang ang tirada ng ating mga kotong cops. Pero sa US of A eh very happy meal talaga ang lagay with happy ending pa.

Gawain ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-09-03T10:16:00.003-07:00

Kumusta araw mo tol?

2011-09-03T10:16:00.001-07:00

May natulog na naman sa inuman!

2011-09-03T10:15:00.003-07:00

Public Announcement

2011-09-03T10:15:00.001-07:00

TNL Moment

2011-08-28T21:45:00.001-07:00

Phunny Photos

2011-08-28T21:44:00.001-07:00

Okay, let’s start this with something that’s not really a photo, but let’s call it a “photo” (whatever).

So next time you say “hey” to someone on Twitter or Facebook, refer back to this chart. Next photo, can you guess what this is?

A baby pig between two adult pigs, what else?

What about this?

Oddly-shaped chili peppers that look randomly misshapen but not really resembling anything dirty, what else?

Let’s go to tattoos.

Can you imagine how you’d look if you had this tattoo and you were cleaning your belly button in public using your finger?

This isn’t a real tattoo, but if he ever had this done, this would be the BEST TATTOO EVER.

Action films ba kamo?

2011-08-28T21:43:00.003-07:00

Iwasan ang buwa!

2011-08-28T21:43:00.001-07:00

Pamato sa teks ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-08-28T21:42:00.002-07:00

Ang paggamit ng straw sa makalalakeng paraan.

2011-08-28T21:42:00.000-07:00

At least he is an Honest Panhandler

2011-08-28T21:41:00.000-07:00

Pinoy's drive-by shooting in Harvard Square.

WOW MALI Attention!

2011-08-27T02:10:00.000-07:00

Astig na kuya

2011-08-27T02:07:00.001-07:00

Adik!

2011-08-27T02:06:00.001-07:00

Away Bakla

2011-08-27T02:04:00.001-07:00

Baby Laughing

2011-08-27T02:02:00.000-07:00

Foreign Kid Singing Bahay Kubo

2011-08-27T02:00:00.001-07:00

Boy A Go-Go

2011-08-27T01:58:00.001-07:00

Panggising Na Hilik

2011-08-27T01:56:00.000-07:00

Singer Na Kayang Iba - Iba Ang Gawing Boses

2011-08-27T01:54:00.001-07:00

Kabet!

2011-08-27T01:51:00.003-07:00

Lakas Trip. Swimming

2011-08-27T01:50:00.001-07:00

Pakistani Dancing Boxer

2011-08-27T01:48:00.001-07:00

Para sa mga ASTIG jan, panoorin nyo 'to

2011-08-27T01:47:00.001-07:00

Piolo Bading!

2011-08-27T01:45:00.001-07:00

Sa Akin Ang Pinas!

2011-08-27T01:43:00.001-07:00

Sampalang Bata

2011-08-27T01:41:00.001-07:00

Tirahin na natin!

2011-08-27T01:39:00.001-07:00

Will You Be My Girlfriend

2011-08-27T01:37:00.000-07:00

RPG Metanoia

2011-08-21T11:40:00.001-07:00

I’m so bursting with so many things to say that I don’t know where to start.

Last Friday, Louie Suarez, the director of RPG Metanoia dropped by the station to invite us to some screenings of his film and to give us some tickets to give away. The movie is more than half a year old, having been shown in last Christmas’ Metro Manila Film Festival, and a lot of our listeners have actually begged us to catch it at the time. Of course December is always our busiest time for hostings so we just didn’t have time to watch it.

So when we got the invite, I thought, why not? Everyone’s saying it’s good, so might as well. But I will be honest, I didn’t really expect much. I know people liked it, but all I was expecting was a decent enough Pinoy animated movie. But what I ended up watching would qualify as a rock-my-world shocker. The film is INCREDIBLE. I was expecting good, but not GOOD. I kid you not, this film is a motherf**king ass-kicking work of art. You might be thinking I’m just saying this because we met the director. No effing way! I’d say this even if he were my arch enemy! But if for whatever reason you trust me, then trust me when I tell you that this is one of the best Pinoy movies I have ever seen. It’s a crime that we only attach the words “quality film” to heavy dramas and epic biographies. This movie is basically a cartoon that’s “just” about kids and MMORPG’s. But I tell you, if you’re a movie buff, you do yourself a disservice by not watching this. Where do I even start?

At the core of what makes this movie great is one of the best scripts of a Pinoy film EVER. My main beef with Pinoy films is that the characters never seem to talk the way we regular people talk. It’s almost as if they all speak in this talumpati style that doesn’t sound natural. It sounds like a script. Even when the characters are spouting street obscenities, somehow it sounds staged and a bit theatrical. This movie feels REAL. You get involved with the characters and you identify with them. So when they’re in danger, you cringe with terror, and when they triumph, you revel in their victory. There is never a dull moment. The movie is almost 2 hours long, but it felt like 30 minutes. And it is hella FUNNY. The one liners just unfold ever so effortlessly that I ended up LOL’ing OTF. You don’t feel the set-up of the punchlines, they just feel so natural. I also love that it injected a lot of Pinoy elements in the mix, but not shoving the Pinoy-ness down our throats. Nothing too hard sell, like I said, it just flowed naturally.

The animation is surprisingly good. I was expecting clunky animation, but the visuals were seriously world-class. If you check out the trailer I posted, you’ll know what I mean. My best measurement of an animated film is if I actually forget that I’m watching animation. If I start seeing the characters as real people, they’ve done their job. The animation reminded me of a mash between Japanese anime and those Gorillaz videos. Some scenes reminded me of one of my all-time animated favorites: The Iron Giant.

The voicing contributed a lot to breathing life into the animation. The kids, especially Zaijan Jaranilla, were spot-on. For the adults, Eugene Domingo as a mom did a bang-up job for such a quiet role. I didn’t even know that big stars were voicing the characters (we missed the start).

The songs were also very well chosen. It’s got that nice Pinoy rock vibe that’s cool and current for today’s market. I especially liked that “Bawa’t Bata” segment mainly for personal reasons, because that APO Hiking song was one of the very first records I bought as a kid. It really brought me back to a special place.

The film is technically top-notch. But that stuff makes it GOOD. But what makes it GREAT in my opinion is its HEART. Many big budget films fail in their narrative because they lack heart. Maybe they’re more concerned with winning an award or earning millions in the box-office, but the best films are just telling a story, a story that’s close to their heart. When a film breathes and its heart beats, you create movie magic.

It’s a crime that it didn’t do as well in the box-office as the other MMFF movies because Pinoys need to see that Pinoys can make great movies that are solid artistically and viable commercially. It’s a perfectly enjoyable popcorn movie that can stand tall beside the Pixars and the DreamWorks of Hollywood (I mean every word of this!). The animation is globally competitive, and the writing and story-telling are unmatched. It’s sad that it is no longer showing and no DVD release in the near future. So what’s the point in me telling everyone that they should watch this? I guess that we shouldn’t have let this one slip by. This is one movie I would stand behind. I am 100% confident in recommending this movie to everyone. It’s possible you won’t like it as much as I did, but for sure you won’t regret watching it. For me, this will definitely be in my top ten favorite Pinoy films EVER.

We were talking to the director if it’s in any way possible to stage an extra screening for our listeners. It’s just so frustrating to love a movie, tell everyone how good it is, then to have no means for them to watch it themselves. Pray that we work things out. Seeing this movie is a MUST. It won’t be a free screening if ever, but we will give away some tickets. I don’t know if we can even make it happen. But if we pull this off, YOU MUST WATCH IT! I feel so frustrated not pitching this movie WHILE it was being shown! I am officially a FAN.

Sabi nga sa Dragonball Z at Ghostfighter, "Ang lakas ng sandata niya!"

2011-08-21T11:39:00.001-07:00

Tunay na lalake si Wai Ying-hung dahil sa Panday rule ng pagka-tunay na lalake.

TNL Kodak Moment

2011-08-21T11:38:00.003-07:00

Nahuli mo, tol

2011-08-21T11:38:00.001-07:00

Dear Hay! Men! — Paano po ba isakay ang baka sa motor?

2011-08-21T11:37:00.001-07:00

Ang mga lolang ito ay tunay na lalake.

2011-08-21T11:36:00.002-07:00

Padala ni tunay na lalakeng LKGS Frijolito.

Gawain ng Tunay na Lalake: Magpakasal sa kambal

2011-08-21T11:36:00.000-07:00

Balita: isang lalake ang nagpakasal sa kambal dahil "hindi raw siya makapili".

Anilao Dive (August 14, 2011) SHARK! SHARK!

2011-08-21T11:34:00.000-07:00

Like I said, my dives last Sunday helped convince me to buy an underwater strobe. I really had a hard time shooting photos because of Light issues and silt issues. Either the lighting left a lot to be desired or there was just too much particles floating in the water to make a decent picture. Here’s an example:

I would’ve loved this super front view of this anemone fish if not for all those particles littering the photo. An underwater strobe would supposedly help eliminate some of these because the light hitting these particles will bounce back to the flash, and not at the lens. Key word: supposedly. I have yet to try my new strobe out so I don’t actually know if I’ll do it right. Anyway, the big news is…I SAW SHARKS!!! Why is this a big deal? I started diving back in 2004. Almost 150 dives after, I have yet to see a shark. My friends, who I accompanied on their check-out dive, saw sharks on their FIRST dive. Until Sunday, every time there was a shark, I would somehow manage to miss it. Everyone I studied diving with already had multiple sightings of sharks. It was #sharkfail after #sharkfail after #sharkfail. So when we went to the shark cave in Ligpo, I wasn’t even hoping. I was more like, “Shark shmark whatEVER.” Then, peering inside a cave at the very bottom of the ocean floor…THERE THEY WERE. One was just sitting there, breathing, opening and closing it’s mouth to take in the oxygen-rich waters. The other one was a little scarier, because it was swimming around in circles inside the cave. Our instructor usually goes a little deeper into the cave for a better photo of the sharks, but only if they’re “sleeping”. If any one of them is swimming about, we all stay in the relative safety of the cave opening. So was I able to take pictures? BARELY. Since we were at the very bottom, and there were quite a big number of us there, the silt that was stirred up by the fins made shooting almost impossible. All that came out was lots of green with white dots. But I was a bit lucky to get some blurry outlines of the sharks, clear enough to prove that they were in fact, sharks.

Here’s the “sleeping” one

And here’s the swimming one

Actually, even if I wasn’t able to take photos, I still would’ve been so happy just to finally see sharks. After 7 years and almost 150 dives, the curse has been broken! It’s actually exhilarating and electrifying to see a shark so close. It’s one thing to see them on TV, but once you’re within feet of them, the sense of awe is indescribable. You have to experience it to know what I’m talking about. Of course these are white tip reef sharks, the relatively more harmless version of the pelagic white tip shark, which has among the most recorded attacks on man. So I don’t know how much I’ll enjoy/peeinmywetsuit if I see the relatively scarier pelagic sharks. Just putting it out there, I have ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE to dive with a great white, tiger or bull shark any time soon. Hear that, universe?

Anyway, I’m really stoked to try my hand shooting with a strobe. Everyone’s warning me to be patient, because it takes some getting used to. The gear is now infinitely heavier and bulkier. Plus, it’s not just a matter of pointing and shooting now, I also have to angle the strobe perfectly to get the best shot. But anyway, I’m willing to learn. So, I hereby conclude that this set is my last of my “pre-strobe” photos (naks!). According to a friend, @jayserver: “Our photography will never be the same again!” That is the hope my friend, that is the hope.

Tagay, brad.

2011-08-21T11:32:00.000-07:00

Spot the TNL!

2011-08-21T11:31:00.003-07:00

TNL Moment

2011-08-21T11:31:00.001-07:00

Hot spring ng Tunay Na Lalake

2011-08-21T11:30:00.003-07:00

TNL Moment

2011-08-21T11:30:00.001-07:00

Doc yung forcep?

2011-08-21T11:29:00.003-07:00

San ka nag-aaral, tol?

2011-08-21T11:29:00.001-07:00

Boss, T-shirt. Mura lang, branded pa.

2011-08-21T11:28:00.001-07:00

Sport ng Tunay na lalake

2011-08-14T09:27:00.005-07:00

ang Beer Pong ay sport na pang-tunay na lalake lamang.

Kumusta araw mo tol?

2011-08-14T09:27:00.003-07:00

Ang Tunay Na Lalake ay natutulog din… pag oras ng trabaho.

2011-08-14T09:27:00.001-07:00

Ang customs kupal na ito sa NAIA: Tunay Na Lalake

2011-08-14T09:26:00.003-07:00

Customs 1: wala ba kayong idedeclare?

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: may electronics ba kayong binili?

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: paki buksan ang maleta! Pwede kayo magpasok ng gamit from hongkong ng 10k per person lang pag lumagpas may tax ng babayaran.

Nilagay namin black na maleta sa table para mauna buksan.

Customs 1: ung pula!

Princess: choosey to ah ipapakita naman pati ung red nauna lang ung black ayaw pa!

Customs after opening the bag: “dami nito ah! Puro bago! Wala bang resibo?”

Achi: wala e kasi puro sa tiangge lang nabili, pero ung iba meron.

Achi binigay ung ibang receipt sa customs.

“Customs nagcompute how much lahat. Wala pang 10k so nag isip ng other way”

Customs 1: ang dami nito ah ibebenta niyo to!

Achi: hindi, personal use yan tska pasalubong.

“Customs 2 lumapit kay Customs 1. Custom 1 binigay computation ng babayaran daw naming tax”

Customs 2: eto ung babayaran niyong tax 4k plus.

Achi: ang laki naman! Tska sbi nyo 10k per person pwede e wala pa 10k yan.

Customs 2: e ibebenta nyo yan.

Achi: personal use yan tska pasalubong.

Customs 2: kapag personal use 2-3 items lang.

Princess thinking: bobo! So pag lumagpas ng 2-3 items automatic ibebenta na namin!

Customs 2: bayaran niyo na 4k LANG naman total kayang kaya niyo yan.

Princess: hindi LANG ang 4k!!! tsaka sabi mo pag lumagpas ng 10k tsaka may tax e d naman lumagpas.

Customs 2: lahat ng pumapasok sa bansa may tax. 15% ng total na binili niyo ang babayaran niyo plus 12% tax.

Achi & I: siraulo to ah paiba iba ng sinasabi kanina hinahanapan tayo ng electronics nung wala sbi pwede 10k each person ung gamit na dala natin tapos ngayon pinag pipilitan na ibebenta natin ung binili natin tapos biglang 15% ng total na binili natin ang babayaran natin plus 12% tax. Siraulo!!!!!!

Para matapos na pinag usapan nalang! Nagrequest pa ng 2k para hati hati daw sila. KAPAL!!!!!
Anu ba yang customs dito sa Philippines!!!!!!! Halatang gusto niyo ng lagay kasi hindi lahat ng bags chineck niyo! Mag sisinungaling na nga kayo paiba iba pa ang sinasabi niyo! Mahiya naman kayo! Lalo ka ng nasa picture ka!!!!

Ano po ba ang ‘kangaroo style’?

2011-08-14T09:26:00.001-07:00

Spot the DTNL!

2011-08-14T09:25:00.002-07:00

Bert And Ernie Are NOT Gay

2011-08-14T09:25:00.000-07:00

Bert and Ernie are NOT gay. This has been confirmed by an official statement from Sesame Street on their Facebook page, as a reaction to an online campaign to have the longtime friends (some say lovers) married.

The official statement read: “Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.“

Many questioned the assertion that the puppets do not have sexual orientations because Miss Piggy for example had always been liberal about her feelings for Kermit the echoserang frog. So obviously, her gender is female and her orientation is straight.

Some people find the whole debate (the muppets, not the gay rights issue) frivolous, reducing the serious issue of gay civil right into the fictitious realm of muppet sexuality, while others are taking the whole issue to heart with much gravity. They argue that rejection or acceptance of what is considered right and wrong starts at an early age. So if Sesame Street represents with male and female, white, black and latino, why not gay characters? So no matter where you stand on the issue, the official statement is that Bert and Ernie are not gay. In fact, they’re not straight either. They’re puppets, therefore they’re neither.

Ang cock fighting po ba ay pang-Tunay Na Lalake?

2011-08-10T06:24:00.002-07:00

doctor

2011-08-10T06:24:00.000-07:00

Dr.Glenn had sex with one of his patients but felt very guilty. the guilt was overwhelming. But once in a while he’d hear a voice in his head:

” Dr. Glenn don’t worry you aren’t the first doctor to have sex with your patient.”

but another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:

“dr. Glenn you’re a VETERINARIAN”!!!jejeje…peace dok!

foreigner at pinoy

2011-08-10T06:23:00.001-07:00

Sa ibang bansa.

Isang umaga nakita ng foreigner ang pinoy na nagaalmusal, habang ang foreigner ay kumakain ng bubblegum.

Pinoy: want some coffee my friend?

foreigner: no tnx, in our country the leftover coffee in the coffee shop export them in philippines.

Pinoy: ow i see….. How about bread my friend?

foreigner: no tnx, the leftover bread in our country export them in the philippines. (habang mayabang na ngumunguya ng bubble gum)

Pinoy: ow i see…

Pinoy: you know, the used condoms in Philippines recycle them into chewing gum and export them here.

foriegner: ppweeeeh

si gino

2011-08-10T06:22:00.001-07:00

sa mcdonalds

lolo: gino paki abot nga yang kutsara

apo: gina po lo

lolo: gino paki abot nga yang rice

apo: gina po lo

lolo: punyeta ka gino tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!!!!

Buyoy

2011-08-10T06:21:00.001-07:00

anak: nay Bili mo ako pangcake

nanay: Pancake anak hindi pangcake

Anak: cge na po nay, pangcake pls

nanay: o cge na nga, abot mo yung soldyer bag ko

Pag ako’y nagka anak

2011-08-10T06:20:00.001-07:00

Nangangarap ang tatlong binatang sina NOEL, NINO at NETO….

NOEL: Pag ako e nagkapag asawa at nagka anak ng lalaki, ipapangalan ko LEON, baligtad ng NOEL.

NINO : Ako, ONIN, baligtad ng NINO

NETO : Huwag nyo nga kong maisali sali dyan sa usapan nyo a!!!!

No friends of mine

2011-08-10T06:19:00.001-07:00

Man gets home at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers to the bedroom, falls in and drops off. The caring wife begins to undress him. Taking off his pants she sees that her hubby is wearing a condom.

“What a jerk!” she thinks, bittered. “Just drinking and fooling around wiht buddys isn’t enough anymore, now he’s began f***ing around, too!”

Plotting the revenge, the wife pulls the condom off and tucks it into his arse.

When the morning comes, the wife is already in the kitchen as the husband comes for the morning coffee – looking gloomy.

“Well, darling,” the wife asks, “where were you last night, hanging out with your friends, weren’t you?”

“I haven’t got friends anymore,” he mutters through his teeth.

Great lottery

2011-08-10T06:17:00.000-07:00

There hangs a big sign at the gas station:

“Whoever takes full tank can take part in the lottery. The prize is free sex.”

Two friends drive at the gas station, take full tank and ask to take part of the lottery.

“The rules are simple,” the gas station guy says. “I think a number from one to ten and you have to guess the number.”

“Seven!” says one man.

“Wrong! I was thinking of two.”

Two weeks later the men are back. One of them tries his luck again, supposing three.

“No luck again. I was thinking of five. Try again next time.”

Two friends drive away.

The one who guessed says to his mate:

“You know what I think? The guy is just a crook.”

“No, he’s not,” argues the other. “My wife won twice last week!”

snake rattle

2011-08-10T06:15:00.001-07:00

what is it when a rattle snake can not rattle?….a reptile dysfunction

The Top Ten Differences Between A Friend And A Best Friend

2011-08-08T01:23:00.003-07:00

I”ve never had lots of friends, but I always had a small tightly-knit group of best friends, but I always had a bestest friend at every part of my life — Vincent in grade school, my cousin Joe in my younger years, Philip in High School, Jude in college, and I guess when you find someone you love, they also become your best friend, your staunchest ally, your fiercest defender and your biggest fan. So although I was never the popular one, I always considered myself rich when it comes to friendship.

The Top Ten Differences Between A Friend And A Best Friend

No name – A friend is someone you call to confide that you just killed someone. A best friend is someone who’ll show up at your door with a shovel.
KiD BuKid – A friend will rush to your aid if you fall flat on your face. A best friend will laugh and yell, “tanga!”
Young Indy – A friend returns a favor. A best friend doesn’t because there are no favors between best friends.
Mariang Makiling – A friend will listen to what you’re saying. A best friend will listen to what you’re NOT saying.
Stephase – A friend will comfort you if you’re crying over a boy. A best friend will tell you you’re an idiot and to snap out of it.
Tish – A friend will tell you that what you’re doing is wrong. A best friend will join you.
No name – A friend will bail you out when you’re in jail. A best friend won’t because he’s in jail with you.
Randy Jackstone – A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
Itchieboy – Upon seeing your mom in your house, a friend will say “Good evening Tita!” while a best friend will say, “Mommy anong ulam?”
Joel Paul – A friend will say, “I love you, but you’re stupid” while a best friend will say, “You’re stupid, but I love you”.
No name – A friend will know when you’re sad. A best friend will know what’s making you sad.
Jedi Mstr – A friend will buy you a Macbook Pro for your birthday, but your best friend will be the one who will borrow it and you’d let him.
Kit – A friend will expect an invitation to your party. A best friend will crash the party whether he’s invited or not.
RC and Cess – A friend will kill for you. A best friend will die for you.
Carlitos123 – A friend can become your enemy. A best friend can become your worst enemy.
Infrared – A friend will steal your girlfriend. A best friend can steal your wife.
Uber Vamp – A friend will flirt with your boyfriend. A best friend will have a one-night-stand with him.
Spike – When it rains, a friend will share an umbrella with you. A best friend will say: “Run, Bitch!”
KittyKitty – A friend will call you: “Friend!” A best friend will call you: “Hoy, bakla!”
Elle – A friend will tell you if you’re in a bed romance. A best friend will drag you by the hair out of it.
Blitzkrieg – A friend will talk the talk. A best friend will walk the walk.
Yellybeans – A friend will just laugh if you fart. A best friend will try to fart louder.
Trifler No More – A friend will make sure to attend your party. A best friend will stay behind after everyone leaves to help you clean up.
Trifler No More – When you introduce your new love, a friend will say: “I’m so happy for you guys!” A best friend will say: “Lagot ka sa kin pag sinaktan mo kaibigan ko!”
Iris – A friend will try to become your best friend. But your best friend will never let that happen.

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